Testing Times Ahead

Forget whatever the gypsy told you when your blood ran cold in that darkened clearing in the woods when you became separated from the tour guide during your honeymoon visit to Transylvania.
Take this scientifically* proven test instead (the internet would never lie, after all),and post your results and preferred wreath arrangement in my comments, assuming I'm still here.




* Disclaimer - Remember "scientists", the guys who told us there was no such thing as mad cow disease and that god wouldn't smite us with George Shrubby Bush if we chose to believe that the Earth was round and dinosaur fossils were NOT just his little joke ?