L? I. T. I'D. N. S. SUNDAY

For my millions of loyal readers worldwide, I introduce to you a new feature, "Laugh?, I thought I'd never start, Sunday".

(Freeform interpretation from Berthold Brecht, "The man who laughs has surely not yet heard the bad news.")


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A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "If I growl in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with
fear."

Lion says: "If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me"

Chicken says: "Big deal, I only have to cough and the entire planet
shits itself!"