New Definitions

Here are some updated dictionary definitions which I've totally shamelessly stolen from those fine people at I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

whisp                                     a really pathetic wasp


childhood                              a very young gangster


haphazard                            mind that hap!


deliberate                             to imprison


livery                                      rather like liver


coincidental                         having matching teeth


heathrow                              what a baggage handler does


luton airport                         slightly more detailed description of what
                                                          a baggage  handler does

donation                              where Homer Simpson is king


damnation                           Holland


lamination                           New Zealand


extort                                    having left school


abatement                           downstairs storage area used by a man
                                                      with sinus troubles

harpist                                  laughing drunk


teutonic                                what you order with two gins


shoe horn                             a fetish


wristwatch                           all night vigil in a catholic boarding
                                                            school

disdain                                 contempt for someone from Copenhagen





    Ththththat's all folks!