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A Salty Blog
"Lowering the moral tone of the World Wide Web since 2004"
Friday, July 14, 2006
About Me
- Name: Blogg Dogg
- Location: A tiny overcrowded rain-sodden feudal island, off the North West coast of Europe,, U.S. Outlying Islands
I was born at age 40 in a humble woodcutter's cottage deep in the forest high in the Carpathian mountains. The midwife took one look at me, retched, slapped my father and mother, stuck a pipe in my mouth and set me naked on her motorcycle seat. It was all downhill from there. Eventually, of course, several hundred kilometres later, I crashed into the local chocolatiers' shop window. Making my escape on the pillion of a passing bicycling fish, I cunningly determined to conceal his world beating ganache recipe in my as yet unhealed umbilical knot, where it remains to this day, awaiting the right bather. Having completed my doctorate in the philosophy of pre-Cambrian (i.e. before anyone believed in the concept of Wales) rocket science from Le Sorbonne at age eleven, I turned my back on the groves of academe when i was offered the once in a lifetime opportunity to join a travelling dog circus as second assistant poodle wrangler. To be continued............
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hey,
remember me?
It's ilana.
from highschool.
remember...all the guys wanted me. only some got me. you wanted me. but you couldn't have me. you tried everything. but never quite got to me. So then i got pregnenet at age 15 and i had to leav school =( ...you would probably remeber me if you look back in the yearbook or somethin. well anyway i came to tell you i know its you cuz i 411ed your site...yes i know i 411ed your site instead of phone but i think its better to ask someone out not in person. Well anyway you wanted me you never got me...now you can have me...and im mature and i can do more things now. though i do have 4 children made by all different men. well once we go out ill decide if i wanna keep you as a boyfriend or dump you. well heres your chance so please please PLEASE email me at IlAnAbaby993@yahoo.com
nice fan base...
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