R.I.P. Linda Smith

Too soon gone.

We'll miss you.

Jeremy Hardy can say it far better than I could.

Woodentops

What do you call an actor with a wooden head?..........





..............Ed Wood!





What do you call an actor with three wooden heads?...................





.............Edward Woodward!





What do you call an actor with four wooden heads?......................





..................................I don't know, but Edward Woodward would!

Happy Half Naked Monday

Ten Top Trivia Tips about A salty dog!

1. Snow White's coffin was made of a salty dog.
2. It can take a salty dog several days to move just through one tree.
3. A salty dog is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp.
4. The air around a salty dog is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of a salty dog.
6. A salty dog was the first Tsar of Russia.
7. A salty dog was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
8. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than a salty dog.
9. You share your birthday with a salty dog!
10. Birds do not sleep in a salty dog, though they may rest in it from time to time.

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